Comforting Thoughts for #NEVERHILLARY Bernie Supporters after Trump's First Term

Published July 26, 2016 by McSweeney's Internet Tendency

Though we didn’t vote Trump into office, now that Trump’s first term is up, let’s take this opportunity to realize in just how many ways Bernie’s dream for America is still alive.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency’s 8th Most-Read Article of 2016

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Fear Not, Fellow Democrats — We Still Have Time to Screw Up the Election

Published March 8, 2020 by McSweeney's Internet Tendency

My fellow Democrats, in this, our most desperate hour, we cannot be deterred by the threat of victory. The motto, “Vote Blue, No Matter Who,” looms over us all. That promise to put aside philosophical differences to retake the White House is our most pressing crisis.

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Just in Case This Is the End of American Democracy…

Published November 5, 2020 by Robot Butt

We’re gonna win the election, right Democrats? Like, it’s not a 100% sure thing, but, I mean… it’s pretty much a sure thing.

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After Rash of Severe Injuries in Rio, IOC Lifts Ban on Titanium Skeletons

Published August 18, 2016 by Robot Butt

By a unanimous vote, the committee passed a rule change Thursday to allow athletes to replace their normal calcium-based skeletons with ones made from a lightweight, yet extremely durable, titanium alloy.

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